This is my real Current Projects Update

[ask_arealdoctor]

Seeing as I'm stuck here on desk/lab/Rift duty while my leg heals, I may as well do the project update I didn't get to do yesterday

Comments

[of_tarminster]

Well, considering that it take just about that amount of energy to regenerate one Time Lord, I'm not surprised that it botched the job on a bunch of humans.

Are you going to give them plankton? They're addressing you as their God, you know.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Of course I'm going to give them plankton! They live in my lab and I'm responsible for their well-being. I want them to have a happy little petri-dish world. :)

[of_tarminster]

Oh, that's no fun. You aren't even going to let them fight it out over a limited supply?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Absolutely not! That would be cruel! As a matter of fact, I'm considering moving them to a fish bowl so they have more room. Perhaps with little plants and things. Some glass marbles on the bottom. A little castle with bubbles?

[of_tarminster]

Really, did you learn nothing from your walking tour of the world? You're suppose to keep the populace starving and frightened, otherwise they won't do your bidding anymore. You're supposed the demand things of them, like statues and rockets, so you can tell who's the most worthy to have food.

Yeesh. Godhood: you're doing it wrong. Good thing I'm around to set the record straight, isn't it?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Walking tour... Nobody knows about that! Nobody CAN no about that! Not unless...

YOU.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I was going to ask when you'd been on a walking tour, I was sure we'd have had photos by now. But why would you keep a walking tour secret? UNIT business?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Ianto. Get Jack. NOW. As of this moment, we're on battle footing. JUST DO IT.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Getting Jack. Big guns too, I expect? No, don't answer, already on my way.

Out of curiosity, as I load many big guns, do I get to know what he is?

JACK....

[of_tarminster]

I am normally referred to as the Master, universally.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

"The Master"?

Listen, mate, there's only one good bondage club in Cardiff and the drinks there are rotten. Try London if you want that kind of good time.

[of_tarminster]

That's what Jack is for.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Sorry, he doesn't date psychopaths anymore. Once burned, etc.

And Hart's taken...yep. Which leaves you pretty much nowhere. But if you leave the planet now you might not die.

[of_tarminster]

Who said anything about dating?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Jack.

[ask_arealdoctor]

He killed Jack more than 400 times, Ianto. Slowly. For fun.