Comments | ask_arealdoctor: Writer's Block: Historian's Choice

ask_arealdoctor

Writer's Block: Historian's Choice

May 07, 2009 15:33

aliens are people too, writer's block, history

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ask_captainjack May 7 2009, 21:08:15 UTC

The future has lots of biogtry!

The Inner Planets created movies and television propaganda to mock the shittiness of the Outer Systems.

Out in Boe we didn't have a marketing budget but we fought back with scathing chants.

INNER PLANETS THEY HAVE CASH!
OUTER SYSTEMS SMELL LIKE ASS.
SOUND OFF 1 2
SOUND OFF 3 MANY!

To be honest most of the chants revolved around how crap it was it live on Boe.

ask_arealdoctor May 7 2009, 21:15:43 UTC

Wait, are you from an inner or an outer planet?

Just because it's tradition doesn't make it right, you know. :)

ask_captainjack May 7 2009, 23:49:27 UTC

Outer Systems. As about as far from the fun shit and as close to the enemy as it gets.

We were only good for first wave infantry as far as the Empire was concerned.

ask_arealdoctor May 8 2009, 00:37:07 UTC

Then why did you sing that the Outer Systems smell like ass? That's hardly encouraging.

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oh_doask May 7 2009, 21:16:58 UTC

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!

THAT'S WHAT YOUR HIPPY OATH SAYS!

ask_arealdoctor May 7 2009, 21:30:44 UTC

...not exactly.

dontask_pcandy May 7 2009, 21:47:31 UTC

So wrong so often it's no wonder you are so angry with people then just go steal things...

There's a cell just for you, mate.

oh_doask May 7 2009, 21:49:05 UTC

You are in a police box somewhere very far away! I know the 52nd century. I'm LOLing at what I know you are doing RIGHT. NOW!

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dontask_pcandy May 7 2009, 21:56:28 UTC

BOTH MY HANDS ARE ON THE KEYBOARD YOU PERVY TWAT

askfor_bananas May 7 2009, 23:16:52 UTC

I'm afraid if such a time exists, it's not in this universe. But there are a few counter-cultures you should see, then. I think Andy mentioned the Ood; they're very accepting.

timeagency May 8 2009, 02:51:38 UTC

But not very accepted. Haven't you heard mothers teaching their children that little song, "Oooooh the Ood! Oooooh the Ood!"? It's supposed to scare the children.

The Agency has tried to relocate the Ood for their own gOod (yes, I meant that...) a couple of times and they just don't understand. They seem to be expecting a savior of some kind.

ask_arealdoctor May 8 2009, 02:55:03 UTC

Don't worry. They find one. Or two. :)

timeagency May 8 2009, 03:17:08 UTC

You might want to suddenly change the subject. Just, y'know, change it.

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