The 21st Century -- not everything changes!

[ask_arealdoctor]

I can cure Thager syndrome and Zyth plague. I have treatments for 13 out of 16 known strains of Space Herpes. I have diagnostic equipment that won't be invented for centuries, and medicines from several galaxies

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[rednwhiterose]

I know what would make you feel better.

Starburst jellybeans. Best things ever for when one is felling like poo.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Thank you for the suggestion! But I think I'll skip it right now. Perhaps later I'll feel more like eating sweets.

[rednwhiterose]

Or..you could just go home and curl up with the cat. That also works.

:0)

[ask_arealdoctor]

My lovely Tomb Raider is right here in the duvet with me. :)

[timeagency]

There is a red pill sitting on the desk in the Tourist Office. It's for Martha. It's an advanced decongestant. It won't cure the cold but in the 44th century some genius found a way to take the symptoms and put them in a different part of your body where it won't be as troublesome. I think I gave you the one for your ankle. You'll limp for a few days but at least you won't have to fight the runny, stuffy nose thing.

I hope it was the ankle one. It might have been the eyesight one. That would be a problem.

[inquireof_liz]

You poor dear! I hope you feel better soon.

I'll just send Harold around with some soup, and maybe a DVD or two for the evening. The corgis and I always eat soup and watch the telly when I'm unwell.

Oh! And of course I'll have to send you one of Philip's afghans. They're very comfortable to snuggle under and the green tartan ones are excellent at hiding stains. (Philip's quite the talented craftsman, though he tries to hide it.)

[dru_evilista]

Are you sure Hart didn't give you the pig plague? My brother has a cold or something and my mom is howling about swine flu. Apparently that's still going around.