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ask_arealdoctor

Current Projects Update

Jun 24, 2009 18:02

Well, that went... pretty horribly, actually.

This was going to be my usual project update, but, um, I've had to stitch my own leg and give myself a tetnus shot and I'm kind of woozy from the pain meds. I DIDN'T KNOW WEEVILS ARE PEOPLE! I NEVER would have tested an untried batch of retcon on Weevils if I'd known ( Read more... )

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ask_aboutcoffee June 24 2009, 17:05:15 UTC

Baby steps, Martha, baby steps.

Also, you keep forgetting we're outside the government. If you need a Rabies series you just call the supplier and shout TORCHWOOD at them.

If you need it fast, I can take care of it for you. Before or after I bring you that cuppa, your choice.

ask_arealdoctor June 24 2009, 17:11:29 UTC

Sleepy now, please. If you can find me a vaccine supplier I'll call them myself later. I think it's better if the request comes from a physician. I promise to yell TORCHWOOD.

Sleepy now?

ask_aboutcoffee June 24 2009, 17:17:06 UTC

Right, just a short stroll to the sofa first. I've put down a blanket for you and I think Tomb Raider is plotting to come guard you or possibly use you as a warming mat.

You can let go of my arm now, Martha.

Really, you can....

ask_arealdoctor June 24 2009, 17:19:16 UTC

Aw, Tomb Raider! I love my pretty kitty...

I love you too, Ianto...

*...zzzzzzzzzzzzsnore...*

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oh_doask June 24 2009, 17:20:33 UTC

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PIGGY FACE SOCKS?!

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING ALL MORNING MARTHA?!

WHAT THE FUCK MARTHA?!

I'M NOT GOING TO WEAR WEEVIL COSTUME, MARTHA!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO THE WEEVIL!

WHAT THE FUCK!

WHY DID YOU GIVE THE THING MY SOCKS!

LOOK AT ME MARTHA! THIS IS AN EMOTION MARKER RIGHT HERE IN MY FACE IN YOUR FACE!

WHAT THE FUCK!

ask_aboutcoffee June 24 2009, 17:21:36 UTC

SHH SHE'S SLEEPING YOU FREAK.

oh_doask June 24 2009, 17:25:57 UTC

WHAT?

SO?

WHY DID YOU GIVE THAT THING MY SOCKS, MARTHA?!

MARTHA!

MARTHA!

MARTHA YOU ONLY SPEND 22 MINUTES LOOKING AT ME TODAY, MARTHA!!!!!!

MARTHA!

ask_captainjack June 24 2009, 17:28:17 UTC

22 eh?

She spent 83 looking at Janet.

HA HA HA!

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ask_captainjack June 24 2009, 17:29:41 UTC

PS: Weevils don't have rabies, Martha.

I've watched people die of Weevil bites for 40 years. None of those people got rabies. I'm sure of it!

timeagency June 24 2009, 18:46:00 UTC

None of the DIED of rabies, you mean, right?

ask_captainjack June 24 2009, 23:11:54 UTC

Right, they died of Weevil, mostly.

gwen_e_cooper June 24 2009, 17:33:00 UTC

Oh...Retcon testing is not that big of a deal anyway. I've had it, Rhys has had it, and we're all fine with no ill effects.

I think I'm hungry. Did I eat lunch? Maybe. I don't know.

ask_janet June 24 2009, 17:35:03 UTC

suitboy brought me kebabs. you can have some.

come down to the cells.

ask_captainjack June 24 2009, 17:55:56 UTC

HE NEVER DID

Food on sticks are for people, not Weevils. IANTO KNOWS MY POSITION ON KEBABS.

You probably got an empty corn cob. ENJOY IT, SUCKER.

ask_janet June 24 2009, 17:58:20 UTC

he did. he was here with his kebabs and taser.

it was romantic. kind of like gorillas in the mist.

you people should think about who has to clean my cell before you give me these things.

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ask_janet June 24 2009, 17:34:10 UTC

i'm sorry. i'm making my sorry face. see?

sorry?

i'm totally not sorry. well, a little. you move too fast!