my time in the cell.

[ask_janet]

highlights of my time in the cell

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

See, Martha?

Now you have data for your retcon tests. IT DIDN'T WORK.

PS: I did not "get it on" in the cell. That was alien sex gas and does not count.

PPS: That time in university does count, but I'm not sharing the details with you, Janet.

[ask_janet]

as an alien who makes gas, be it sex gas or no, i can say that yes, it counts.

you should write a book. 'that one time i didn't shag someone'. it'll be three pages long. saak can write your forward. i think he'd equally qualified.

[ask_arealdoctor]

I didn't test on Janet. I tested on the three that Ianto brought in for the purpose, and we released them afterward.

I always sort of thought of Janet as our "pet weevil". Now I sort of think of her as our "pet weevil the utter bitch".

[ask_janet]

ask suitboy to explain the story of the scorpion and thr frog. i hate repeating myself.

I hate retcon. it tastes like earwax.

[ask_captainjack]

Someone disintegrated and I missed it? I ALWAYS MISS THE DISINTEGRATIONS.

Lucky Weevils. All snug in their cosy cells. Getting to watch all the good stuff. You have a charmed life, Janet.

[ask_janet]

...yes. you missed it. you weren't there. no one was there.

i should make a dvd and sell it. torchwood gone wild! torchwood does cardiff!

i know. earth girls are easy. easy on the digestive track.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

While I, too, enjoyed scaring the shit out of a hired assassin with you, Janet, the fact that shortly thereafter you tried to take my foot off does not encourage me to believe that we are a "team".

And if you think I'm wearing the chains you're fucking nuts.

Also, we don't talk about the cabbage patch kid incident.

[ask_janet]

we could be a team.

team carnage.
team meatpuppet.
team hors d'oeuvres.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

How about Team You Stay The Hell In Your Cell?

[ask_janet]

i like to stick my fingers in the holes and pretend they're finger puppets.

also? i was promised a boom box. for my jamz.

i have rights. shadow proclamation and shit. convention...uhm....convention something point something.