quickly, gotta go get my check ( Read more... )

First off, I’d like to state that I wrote this entry in Microsoft word when I got home from work cuz my aol was acting unusual. Whatever the case may be, I plan on posting this into livejournal as soon as possible. Also, I must apologize for the seemingly odd punctuation as that other than commas, colons and periods and such, I don’t capitalize ( Read more... )

who steals sumone else's dog? that's the most terrible thing you could do aside from killing a child in front of their parents. i was watching fox news this evening (the more action-packed, depressing news program here in the del valley) and an older empty nest type couple with adult grandkids that don't get out much and don't get much company had ( Read more... )

i understand EXACTLY how i made you feel now and i'm sorry. if it made you shake, cry and feel completely sick to your stomach, then you got your message across cuz i feel it now too. i'm sorry for everything. you must think i'm an awful person and it's totally cool if you don't forgive me or don't even love me anymore. i'm sorry for hurting you.

x. we're officially going on vacation. wahoozers!!! www.crystalbeachhotel.com check it out. we got a sideview efficiency with a balcony (i think there's a balcony lol) and a jacuzzi IN THE ROOM cuz we're fucking cool like that. i'm so cool it hurts...it literally makes my brain hemmorhage. nothing beats make up sex like hotel room sex. and "oh my ( Read more... )

i haven't updated in a while. but last night sumthing great happened that turned into sumthing completely evil. i'm talking about food. i'm talking about nachos ( Read more... )

you know how dunkin donuts' new ad slogan featuring john "nothing says i'm a big fat ass like being dunkin donuts' spokesperson" goodman is, "america runs on dunkin"? yes this may be pretty true considering they do have damn good coffee, regardless of which location you go to. however, i've joked about it before, but it couldn't be any more truer ( Read more... )

i had to get online just to write that on friday our hometown Phillies are going to have a seniors stroll the bases night. i dunno about your home baseball teams, but the phillies have a kinda tradition that like once a month modell's sponsors a thing where you let your little kid go down onto the field and run around the bases...i dunno kids love ( Read more... )

the head of my cock has a nasty cut on it. it's been there for a few days and i'm not a hundred percent sure of how i got it. my only assumption and makes a lot of sense is that sumwhere in my sleep last weekend i must've had a sexy dream and dry humped the hell out of my mattress and ended up eroding the skin away. i'm not a cutter...my g/f doesn' ( Read more... )

my car is dead. there's nothing left to do but take it out back in the yard, lay it down sumwhere in the shade under the danged oak tree, and shoot it. it's a pile...a big pile of steamer. but i'll tell ya. there was sum fun times had in it the 10 months i've had it. from jumping it over the train tracks on 23 between conshohocken and swedeland, ( Read more... )