le i'm buying a new car. my pontiac grand prix is now a grand PRICK...a big floppy cock being thrust upon the threshold of my anus. the bucket is just done being my friend. it was a love hate relationship for a while, but now it's just straight hate. i hate driving it. i hate how everything makes noise and goes wrong. i hate being seen in it. i ( Read more... )

i feel like i've really neglected my livejournal lately. however, i still don't feel much like updating and being a hip trendy blogster like sum of yous guys. so if this makes sense to you, cool...we're on the same page. if not, you're worthless and i deem you purchase a fashionable tshirt from cafe press or sumwhere of the like that labels you as ( Read more... )

i went poop today. it was the shit ( Read more... )

anyone down for a quickie?

x. i want to play hockey. it's nice outside and people need to figure out how to manage their time better. i've been doing it and it's not as awful as i made it out to be before. i have plenty of time for friends and hanging out and things. we need to get our sunday league back together.

x. i thought i had really really bad ( Read more... )

i just had really good sex. that is all.

alright...everyone on livejournal has been doing it. it's all over pahardcore and i'm sure it's all over any forums or chat-type websites that any of you frequent. i'm going to speak MY piece on the virginia tech massacre ( Read more... )

i've been doing a lot of thinking lately. A LOT of thinking. so many things have happened recently, more bad things than good. i've lied, i've treated people poorly, and as hard as it's going to be for anyone else to understand, i let my life get in the way of my life. i've been slightly work obsessed. everyone thinks i'm so busy. but am i really ( Read more... )

hello fellow earthlings ( Read more... )

i haven't been online in 18 million days. so i apologize for my lack of updates and electronic mail and instant message communication sessions with whomever it is i usually talk to when i sit in front of my fancy magical thinking box ( Read more... )

dear you,

you irritate the hell out of me. stop being so fucking irritating. otherwise i may punch your face off.

sincerely,
me

...c'mon thursday!