TV Host: Yea, spring break '99......woo hoo!
Lindsey: He just said "spring break '99", haha, it is 2005.
Jesi: 2006.
Lindsey: Shut-up.
Haha.

After collecting the starbursts from the bottom of the vending machine, Lindsey and I approached the elevator doors. Upon approaching the elevator doors, two gentlemen came into our view. Lindsey then realizes that she isnt wearing a bra and it is a tit bit nippley and covers herself. As soon as the doors opened, Lindsey jumped into the elevator. ( Read more... )

Jesi: What is up with those pants that only come down below your knees and then flare out? Seriously you could jump off a building and fly ( Read more... )

Lindsey: Whoa, my hot chocolate exploded all over the microwave. It's all crusty.
Jesi: It looks like poop.
[cracking up]
Lindsey: Yay, I'm so excited that my memory card came. The directions are in whatever language they speak in Honk Kong...
Jesi: Don't they speak Chinese? Isn't it in China?
Lindsey: I don't know.

Michael: Want to play truth or dare?
Jesi: Lindskey, TRUTH! I mean thruth or dare?
Lindsey: Jesi is a negro. Im busted.
Michael: Let's play Balck Jack.
LIndsey: I cant count.
Jesi: Your ear fell off. What happened to Michael? Did he die?
Lindsey: I think so. The potty pee-pee doesnt flush!?!
Jesi: Help, I'm stuck, how do I get out of here?

Toothbrush
Jesi: Your toothbrush fell.
Lindsey: Ewww!
Jesi: Yea, I came into the bathroom and it was bristle-first in the trash can.
Lindsey: Ewww, into the trash can?
Jesi: Don't brush your teeth.

Mmmmm...Pie!
Jesi: (in a very country manner) We have pie!
Lindsey: Ooh, hot pie! Hot pie! (sounding much like Mrs. Swanson)

Lindsey: Oh no, Oh no, Oh no. Immediately followed by turning very quickly toward the elevator.
Jesi: (cracking up)
Lindsey: I don't do well in situations like that.

Later on...
Lindsey: How are they shooting fireworks over the ocean?
Jesi: By a boat?!
Lindsey: Shut up!
Then laughing.

Jesi:"I am the great tidbit!"
Much cracking up with Ashley.

Jesi: I have something to tell you.
Ashley: What, is there something on my butt?
Jesi: No.
Ashley: Is there something on my face?
Jesi: Your nose.
Ashley: Gasp!
[Ashley has a worried look on her face until she realizes what Jesi meant.]
[Then cracking up.]