There was a big part of me that suspected I'd never make it to 21 in one piece, never going to jail, et cetera, right?

Well, it was wrong. Happy birthday, me. Matt should be here in about five minutes and then we go to scam some booze.

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I'm having such a freaking awesome week that even unemployment and near-bankruptcy can't spoil it ( Read more... )

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1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

...the end of the fucking world.

Seriously.  If this continues, simply count me out.  I'll be over there in the walk-in closet, waiting for the wrath of God to sweep me away.

I have the girlfriend to blame for showing me this foolishness last ( Read more... )

The cat pissed on me.

I think that's a fitting way to end this last week.

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Ever been up all night with hiccups? It sucks. Hard.

Here we go to church in an hour. Wish me luck staying awake.

Well, in three hours time, I'll be unconscious and in the process of ( Read more... )