I found something in the rag the other day that made me smile. I'm sure I would have caught it on word of mouth eventually, but better sooner than later ( Read more... )

OK, I'm a dumbass. Did you know that ( Read more... )

Didja miss me ( Read more... )

Hey-ho. I'm not dead, despite what you may have heard. I got in a huge fight with my mom, but I'm on battery power and leeching Wi-Fi from my truck, so I gotta get the hell outta here, fast. Drop me a line or call me if you have my number. I'd love to hear from some people.

For some reason, I got a line from an old song stuck in my head. Did that ever happen to you? You've heard it on the radio ten years ago, and it was catchy as fuck, but you couldn't remember what it was called and don't want to call a radio station to sound like an idiot and ask ( Read more... )

Lindsey and I just said our mutual goodbyes to this apartment ( Read more... )

My parents are running a comically old version of Firefox, never update their machine, never scan it for viruses or adware unless it's too late, and somehow A: don't trust me to stick in a hard drive (it'll be harder to find their P#0 screwdriver) and B: always come back to blaming me when it does break ( Read more... )

Chris can't stand John Madden's voice, so we're blasting death metal and talking shit, pausing only for commercials.

We are so fucking awesome.

There was an article in the Houston Press today about Jacob Calle's nearly-world-famous Scavenger Hunt.  The article starts with Alex Campos punching Jacob in the eye and making him bleed profusely.  That, in combination with Chris (Schroeder, not Calle) having seen Alex as the last one through that toll booth on his way to work the other day, ( Read more... )

Holy hell. I have found probably the best thing ever. It's a white trash Internet cooking show called "Starvin' With Louis." Louis is a metalhead dude from Boston who looks just like his resumé: former bouncer, former tattoo artist, former line-cook at a steakhouse. He is also the master of cheap food. I can't even explain it, but anyone who's ( Read more... )