ironjay200133418: Hi Mike. This is Jay in West Palm Beach. Might u know of any attractive ladies from 18 to 30 that would be interested in making good money quickly by wrestling with a guy?

Once a year this guy messages me on Yahoo! asking if I know any girls who will wrestle nude with him for $200 an hour.

I tried to get rhythmandbooze to take him up on the ( Read more... )

rhythmandbooze has herpes.

a small demand: i heard
LongPinkCadillac: heard what
a small demand: that you've got herpes
LongPinkCadillac: oh man
LongPinkCadillac: KAYLA TOLD YOU DIDNT SHE
a small demand: it's pretty gross
a small demand: how long have you had them??
LongPinkCadillac: **** gave them to me so you know.
LongPinkCadillac: 2 years?
a small demand ( Read more... )

Ok, so some mother fucker is out there using my name to draw pictures of birds.

Go to http://www9.general-hosting.com/kctrln/washington-county/greenwich/gallery668/ and scroll down to where it says Mike Favata (illustration)No I do not spend my free time drawing birds ( Read more... )

Hey everybody, i'd like to purchase a digital camera hookers & cigarettes.

So it'd be really helpful if everyone on my friends list donated a dollar or two via PayPal.

Thanks ( Read more... )

Feliz Anos Nuevos mother fuckers!

Last night was alright, rhythmandbooze, oscardagrouch & those 2 nice girls whose names i've already forgotten picked me up. I of course was running late and my clothes were still in the dryer so I had to wear damp pants. Then we went to the liquor store so the girls could get Vodka & Cranbery. Then to Taco Bell. Then off to Steve's. Got to ( Read more... )

Today was a pretty good day.
All I did was shop with gift cards.

Traded my mom a Sears card & a Wal-Mart card for a Target card.

Used the 2 Target Cards to get: