Remember how totally dope and incredi-fun my emails were? Remember how you totally thought I was going to that cleverly eloquent our entire relationship ( Read more... )

last night I was drunk on melissa's porch ( Read more... )

Its been two days and I already went as far as to recant my educational desicions. And propose. Twice ( Read more... )

and since then ( Read more... )

im tired. alot.

I think it might be the drinking beer everynight, smoking a pack a day, sleeping four hours a night and working a shit job.

It might just be that I date a Cassidy.

Jokes and jokes and jokes.

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

This is SO gonna be like those Denton e mails, from now on.

I have a virus on my computer that constantly tells me I have a virus on my computer and the only way to get rid of it is by registering with this new anti-virus software. Im keepin it around cause its marketting genius.

Thelonius Monk and Jack Kerouac on in my top eight. Just waitin on ( Read more... )

( Read more... )