You know it's Monday when...

[aspartamania]

The most exciting snack you can rustle up is Branston Pickle spread evenly over a single weight watchers piece of cracker bread. The sort of snack that makes you mumble 'jesus' as you crunch it in your mouth as fast as possible, just to get the thing out of your way.

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[anonymous]

Go on, post something about the Trailer Park Boys that'll go unappreciated just so I can go 'weeeeeey!' in acknowledgment and then disappear back into the depth of the internets. Or the depths of the internet, whichever.

"I love you Julian. We've got this plutonium kind of love shit going and I don't want to fuck that up."

[aspartamania]

As you wish!

"You guys don't always know what's best for.. my.. thoughts.. have feelings of their own too sometimes."

*Julian and Bubbles exchange a baffled glance*

"What are you talking about Ricky?"

"I don't know Bubbles. I don't know."

And you are?

[anonymous]

weeeeey!

I'm Caroline, from where that show is filmed, actually. Though I live in the city, not in a trailer park. I don't have a LJ account which explains the anonymousness. "What are you doing here, then?" Well, I'll tell you.

In sporadic bouts of insomniac boredom I go looking for amusing icons on LJ to spruce my msn up a bit and basically steal the fruit of other people's procrastination. I do this without shame. So I was on the Black Books community doing that very thing when I stumbled on a comment of yours that made me laugh. I went to your journal to see if it might provide more entertainment. This is also something I do without shame. Next thing I know I'm reading about wanking on flowers, and here I am.

Joblessness, etc.

"You see the results in the fruits of the happening" (a drunk Mr. Lahey)

[anonymous]

Though I feel like I have to add that I can say I go read random people's journals without shame because I don't do this often. (Oh I've got far more important things to do like observe that the clouds are moving faster than they were yesterday and oh, look, there's a squirrel.) But mostly because normally I don't post anything. And also because I know I'm harmless.

Carry on.

[thesaurosie]

Ahahahahahaha
this encapsulates all I love about LJ

[anonymous]

Goodness. I had pretty much forgotten the randomness of this. *is embarrassed*

Kind of went off on one there, didn't I? Brevity is...I'm drawing a blank, but someone said it. Someone important. It probably was something like 'Brevity is awesome and you aren't, you insomniacal rambling turd'.

Hrmm actually I'm thinking of 'brevity is the soul of wit' by Shakespeare (I just looked it up). I wasn't trying to be witty up there, though. Just not as rambly. But apparently that's IMPOSSIBLE. Look at me go. Look.

*is further embarrassed*