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Your Penis Name is: Godzilla

Get your own Penis Name

I realized tonight... my dad always picks the worst times to fuck with me.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Sleep my way to the top.

Get your resolution here

I am such a biohazard right now... :(

I was reading the "Warnings" on the back of the xmas lights I bought at Target today and I thought this one was interesting ( Read more... )

Whoa it's been almost a month since my last update! Here are some things that have happened since I last updated... (Note... not in chronological order ( Read more... )

The new commercial for Curious by Britney Spears is so hot that it makes me want to be hetero.

Crest Whitestrips make me drool... A LOT

Drunks!
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