I have premature germination!!!!!


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I think it's amusing when stupid people shoot themselves in the foot.

I'm so glad I grew out of this stage but my little bro looks cute. :)


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 is it safe to ride a bike with my dog?

not just in my lap or anything. i'll get one of those backpack things made for little dogs.

i am devon's giant ball of aggrivation

In the spirit of cute pet pictures I bring you Sophia and I being oh so adorable!


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Today I got hit by a car. God awful. I made the horrid mistake of going to wal-mart for the first time in about 10 years and as I as driving through the parking lot a 68 year old man in a 15 year old saturn decided to cut across the parking spaces and hit my jeep on the driver's side at about 40 MPH. The jeep almost tipped over, the dog pissed all ( Read more... )

Last night was horribly hellish. At about 7 we went to go take a walk with the dog and heard a spraying sound in the basement. We went down and saw a gushing gas leak coming from the dryer hose. Pete's response was helpful. He began to swear, yell and throw things. I decided that the best course of action (obviously) was to call the National Fuel ( Read more... )

is it just me or "i love you when you're not lazy" one of the most irritating statements ever muttered?

fuck.