I need some serious help and i am too afraid to tell anyone.

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Two biscuits go into an oven
One biscuit goes "oh my god its hot in here"
The other biscuit says "holey cow a talking biscuit"
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How do you drown a dumb blond?
You glew a mirror to the bottom of a pool!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEijMNgBoM0&feature=related
Awesome!

A mouse and a lion were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a load of her" said the mouse, "what a babe!" "Well, why not try your luck?" replied the lion ( Read more... )

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An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"

"Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?"

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

via: http://www.ifundb.com

An angry mob is walking along the street.
Someone yells, "Hey, let's hang that guy with a mustache!"
Someone else yells, "Nah, let's use a rope!"

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"You know, except for the mustache, you look a lot like my mother."
"But I don't have a mustache."
"Yes, but my mother does."

a morbid twist on the hangman game.
made by my evil clone--georgiewong.

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if doesn't embed-- go to this link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qcvk-hULNvE

jb