So me and Kfed (Kevin federline for all of you who live under a roCk) are totally lyke tAlking and stuff and were so lyke totally gonna h00k up and do a TOUR TOGETHER!

I mean, hellz yeaz

ASHLEE SIMPSON

and

KEVIN FEDERLINE

under oNe roof performing will be lyke the best tour EVER!!

did ya know my stylist is also my drug dealer?
totally lyke punk rawk.. lyke..

yeah! I get my self styled and I can get meh coke and meth at the same time!11!!11!

lyke, I dont havta bang daddy for meh coke anymore, but I still will ya'll!

This is meh daddy isnt he teh sexXx!?!?!?!?!!!!111?


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Hey ya'll! I wanted to let you all know that I totally got a new job just incase my next record fails and I lyke run out of money and everything ( Read more... )

OMG I totally had plastic surgery on my nose done ya"ll!

PuNk RaWk!

I mean.. My nose is still HUGE and everything.. But I really wanna look like be like Jessica, and Gwen.. and well.. anyone with an ounce of beauty and sTYlE & talent.. Daddy says I will never look likle my big sis but he still shows me hOw much he luvs me everynight when he ( Read more... )

SO I don't know if I ever told ya'll about my myspace! Yeah ya'll I lyke totally have 1!!!111 ( Read more... )

Image found on google! Thanks ya'll!

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O shit. Gwen Steffani's team is threatening legal shiznit against me if I don't stop trying to copy her/act like her/be her ect ( Read more... )

Hey ya'll, here is a remake of my hit song "Boyfriend" I hope ya'll like it because I will be recording it soon and it will be on my next album! It's called Cocaine! yay!

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