Omg It took Lyke 13 minutEs To WrItE ThIs I totally havE Lyke No LifE!@!11!

[assleesimpson]

The ABC'S of the world revoling around Ashlee Simpson!!

A is for Ashlee Nicole Simpson also more well known as Asslee, Asslee Simpson, LipSycher or the New generation Milli Vanilli, also see Miss " I always sound like shit because I have Acid Reflux!" A is also for Autobiography in which I would REALLY love to get from Ashlee, and no not the one

Comments

[mallory0174]

you are my hero. XD

[thegoodlife]

I greatly enjoyed this. ;D

[squirky]

I can't believe you criticise people for being obsessed with ashlee and you spend almost more time making up random shit [such as this alphabet], obsessively hating her...

[____makebelieve]

you should marry ashlee simpson. no, reallly. maybe you guys can pop out some more stupid babies and raise them as hicks on your cotton plantations.

[your__promise]

Read the subject line. I'm sure that Ashlee fans spend more than 13 minutes obsessing over her.

[the_scampool]

hehehehehee this made me laugh really hard. but x is for xylophone because her nose is so big you could put a xylophone on it and play it.

and squirky... notice at the top of this she says it took her 13 minutes to write. I didn't know that there were only 13 minutes in a day... thats news to me because I thought there were 24 hours.

[llohanxoxo]

assleee oh mah GAW!!! lyk we havent talked in agez biach where ya been? *laughsnort* i updated mah new journal k? and i left u a note in it!!! i fugtred u'd find it cuz lyke ur so totally punk rawk luv ur new CD itz punk jus lyke mine cept mines about DRUGS about urs isn't so it sux hahahah jkjjkjk

leev me a message k biach?

***LINDZ

[assleesimpson]

omg lyke sorry ive been avoiding you cause im dating wilmer and i dont want you to kick my ass!