lyke oh ,y freakin gawd ya'll it's so totally hot n' here my boobs are sweating and lyke its not punk rawk cause im sweating in my naughty place ( Read more... )

OK ya'll. Wilmer and I are still on again, off again booty callin/ass bangin good ol fashion FUCKING BEFORE MARRIAGE!! Yeah daddy! I said it! I have LOTS of sex! and not just with girls too daddy! I've said it before here and I will say it again just for you! *woah, I got carried away there!111 ( Read more... )

Well, my fans still are totally young. I want to totally take that fact into consideration while working on my next totally punk rawk album (which I am now) I will totally be sure not to make any direct refrences to seXorz! I mean, Lyke, if I do, I wont say SEX! It will be like *la la* again.. Ya'll know what im talkin about ( Read more... )

Oh my gawsh Ya'LL I totaLLy havn't forgoTTen abouT you ( Read more... )

Ok ya'll. My tour is in wraps and my show is over.

What does that mean for me? It means I can totally fakeNbake and start dressing like Jessica!!11!

I admit. I'm totally so jealous of RyAn aNd His neW girlfriend cause it's totally not me and I decideD to put some extentions in and totally dye my hair blonde again and start tanning and dressing ( Read more... )

OMG ya'll im lyke totally trippin.. lyke I've eaten 3 half gallons of ice cream since I heard about it a few days ago and right now I am SO MAD that I am NOT talking to RYAN!! How could he do this to me? I DONT CARE if we're not dating ( Read more... )

OMg I lyke totally have too many friends now!!

So you are all lyke so punk rawk *getting teary, wipes tears* *sob sob* But lyke *sob sob* I totally have to do a

Friends Cut!

lyke comment if you want to be left one lyke really bad

or lyke wanna be cut lyke really bad!

omg ya'll I totally have a problem!11!!
Like you know when you take a picture and they tell you to say "cheese"? Well, if I say "I swear Im not a liar" instead, when the picture comes out, look what happens!!


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So I hope ya'll havnt forgotten about me since my show is now all done, and my tour is too. It's real hard work! I totally need a vacation from being a superstar pop rock indie punk bubblegum rock princess!!!!111 ( Read more... )

Ya'll please don't hate me cause I copy everyone else's styles. It's not just me whos doing it! Its my stylist too!!!!!11!! Lyke I totally said that if I try and look and dress like certain respected talented artists, then I will totally have talent and be respected too!!111!! My stylist agreed and she picks out half of my stuff! Stop hatin on just ( Read more... )