i'm going to california today at 7am. i will arrive in oakland in time for bastille day festivities, in which my friend brett will take me to the french part of san francisco and french people will fill us with their wine. i will be teaching a long form improv class by myself for the next three weeks while team-teaching a short-form improv class ( Read more... )

Front Page Headlines That Would Give My Grandmother, An Avid Newspaper Reader, a Heartattack ( Read more... )

the onion sucks a dick.

i had my first day of interning there. it was a five hour shift and i would be hard-pressed to say i worked for over a half hour. they had NOTHING for me to do!!!

and it's unpaid, so that doesn't rule. and it's all less-than-bitch work!!!

i'm going to quit, i think. see ya later onion!

i'm bad at keeping friends who are girls. REALLY bad ( Read more... )

i never use this anymore... i think that's good for me ( Read more... )

so tired that this probably won't even make any sense. but i gotta keep studying!! TIS MY DUTY ( Read more... )

Lil Pocketknife is so freakin' cool.

"east coast, west coast, know my name. i'm lil pocketknife"

celebrity crush #4 in my life

(1st was dido, 2nd was natalie portman, 3rd was tina weymouth).

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i went to two sweet concerts this weekend ( Read more... )

tonight i was so sad and confused i felt alive.