ahhhh, I have coffee now so sleep can just fuck off ( Read more... )

My IM client will now be open most of the time. This doesn't mean I will be at home or dry, but I'll treat it as I would an answering machine. It's still the old address, by the way. Yes, I know I haven't logged on in almost a year. I'll be upping things quite regularly now, but unfortunately not here. I'll have to leave this particular alias ( Read more... )

Jesus, I'm so tired. We have sometimes and we'll walk a yellow face;ess and a b;eath;. I love and I wallow and I force and submit and Jesus. I ought to catch another me before I fall I fall asleep ( Read more... )

One of your co-workers tells you a joke whilst you're picking up a can of coke. You pretend to laugh ( Read more... )

Are you ready? Are you ready ( Read more... )

There's a coffee stain on my desk that looks like Africa. I've been sitting here watching it to the soundtrack of laughing apologies, thinking of how epically fitting it all is ( Read more... )

realadrian is not the Real Adrian. fakeadrian is. fakeadrian is much more pleasant, can take a joke and shares his name with popular fictional charactors such as Adrian Mole, Adrian Edmondson and Adrian, the Sticky Left Digit.
Please, if any of you get the chance, steal Fake Adrian (realadrian)'s identity, download hamster porn and get him internet arrested. Real Adrian (fakeadrian) is getting ( Read more... )

This will be gone in two minutes.

Livejournal was screwing up last night quite majorly.

I have been made to removed "Be Happy" from the spreadsheet.

Today it's regional. Eliaalariel and Shadowlands?
Yep, they both suck.

And in a special double-issue, it's bad news if you like Mr Scruff or Outkast. Unfortunately they blow. Hey, don't take it out on me.