twice the 7 most mediocre minutes of my life... with cigarette breaks.

Dec 02, 2005 22:31

Play-by-play of Dani's day (woah, that rhymed):

an emotional relay of my day. )

death

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Comments 17

galrudula December 3 2005, 18:08:57 UTC
"(Sorry Max, no one is allowed to top my man in the hugging department. lol.)"

As long as I get to hug Conor too, I'm not complaining =P

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astarel December 4 2005, 04:26:44 UTC
good deal! sure, you can hug conor. but if anything else happens, that's a different story... just be sure to get pictures (Conor + Max = two times the hotness)

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clibhopper December 7 2005, 06:29:08 UTC
Hahah, that would certainley be interesting.

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astarel December 7 2005, 06:54:38 UTC
but hot nonetheless

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banana5tkd December 3 2005, 23:30:27 UTC
Suggestion #1: Whip
Suggestion #2: Cage
Suggestion #3: Use the chair!

What? It was how I was raised.

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galrudula December 4 2005, 02:33:17 UTC
Except that then Dani'd have to deal with the kid's parents and possibly legal entanglements. The Great Pussification of America means that all of your suggestions can be easily argued as abuse. Whether or not they are is irrelevent (honestly, I'd taser a kid to teach them a lesson, but whatever), but if the kid's parents come home to a kid with a belt bruises, then you're in serious shit.

Of course, you could always belt the parents, too...

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banana5tkd December 4 2005, 03:04:00 UTC
I think "pussification" is now my favorite word.

You don't scare me with your electric razors! *taser sound*

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galrudula December 4 2005, 03:59:58 UTC
How about vagination? That's a cool word too.

"No, I won't clean up my room, and you can't make m-" *voip*

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I forgot to do this the first time... galrudula December 4 2005, 02:29:53 UTC
"Heh, any suggestions would be welcome."

Talk to her parents. Let them know their child is going to drive you insane (not to mention away from the babysitting job) if nothing can be done. If they don't help you, then leave. It's not your responsibility to raise their child.

Kids are best eaten. =P

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Re: I forgot to do this the first time... astarel December 4 2005, 04:39:57 UTC
yeah, i was thinking about eating her, but then i just contented myself in eating crackers while visualizing her face on each of them.

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Re: I forgot to do this the first time... galrudula December 4 2005, 08:24:48 UTC
Hehehe, cracker childrens...

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Re: I forgot to do this the first time... astarel December 4 2005, 17:30:03 UTC
no, actually, she's brown, so that doesn't work. lol.

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