Thanks for completely raping my GPA, Music Theory 4. Thanks a lot. Now I probably won't get into grad school and will have to think up another life plan.

I forgot how to LJ cut. I am sorry, guys. You can remind me if you're really mad ( Read more... )

MY BROTHER GOT INTO CORNELL! HOLY FUCK I AM SO PROUD OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mother has done it again. She has eliminated yet another couch, the day after she kicks all of my tea out of the kitchen. Anyone has known me for more than two years knows about The Great Couch Fiasco of 2007, where I spent an entire summer without a couch because the voices in my mother's head demanded she eliminate the glorious blue L-shaped ( Read more... )

I don't even know where to start ( Read more... )

1. Do you even like wine ( Read more... )

If I bring tea to Italy, where I shall be for almost all of the month of January. My mother says they may mistake it for cocaine and then she will will have a stroke because she will get a call notifying her that I am presently in an Italian prison ( Read more... )

Spero di rivederti primo andro nella Italia.

What is more romantic for a passionate embrace than a small room with an out of tune piano that you need to punch in a code to be allowed in and press a button to be allowed out of? Apparently, nothing for my fellow classmates ( Read more... )

In honour of Tina, this must be preserved.

"These are not regular eggplants, these are Chinese Babies!"