Just testing my spelcheker.

Edit: Best post ever.

I went shopping with Lindsey today, which was cool - because I haven't seen her in awhile. I also saw most of my other friends and got another priceless text message from Blashy: "error 404: shut the fuck up" hahaha. His response to, "I love you madly!!!" Blashy... Where's the love, dammit?!

"Just say 'here'... and lets assume that 'here' is short for 'here I am, rock you like a hurricane.'"

I just got a text message from an unfamiliar number. The message itself says, "I got a new cellphone. This is my new number."

So I sent one back that said, "Great! But who are you?"

The sister on "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance" = <3

OMG... Too funny.

"You know, whales sometimes commit suicide."

Hey, if the person trying to send me viruses in my e-mail is reading this... Guess what? You failed, because you suck and are a failure in all you do. I am infinitely cooler and more wonderful than you (and probably look better naked) and therefore have successfully thwarted your pathetic attempts at ruining my otherwise wonderful day. Fuck you,

So I had this dream, right? Where I was living in this huge house with this other family. I was switching bedrooms with my brother, because he was moving out for some reason, but he had the better bedroom - so I was sort of inheriting it from him. That's not too strange, right?

No, no... The strange part was where Michael Jackson showed up to help ( Read more... )

I kicked everyone's asses at Scrabble last night. It's about time, too. Last time we played, I was kicking everyone's asses right up until my sister made the word "quiz" on a triple word square and got, like, 66 fucking points all in one turn. Like, who the hell does that?!

Micheelle decided she wanted to go home at, like, 2:120... which is 12:30 is normal people talk. I figured it qould be more fun for wveryhtione if I didn't bother to gfic fix any of my typos. Yeah! Typoes! The best typos happen when yhou've had a few... and i have the sense to fixc e'm now, nit but but not the sensde not to make them in the first ( Read more... )

"And I say to myself... I need exact change."