Comments | astrobutt_sauce: Fire Ants on Crotch

astrobutt_sauce

Fire Ants on Crotch

Jul 04, 2006 15:32

Yesterday, while playing soccer with some friends, I found my crotch covered in fire ants. My opponent accidentally kicked a huge mound of dirt (fire ant home) at me from point blank range. With in two steps, my shorts were off and I was sprinting across the field slapping my legs and beating myself. I didn't get a single bite ( Read more... )

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emo_le July 5 2006, 02:03:50 UTC

haha, a shiggity adventure indeed

astrobutt_sauce July 5 2006, 04:41:10 UTC

call me back fool!

emo_le July 5 2006, 06:39:25 UTC

im on on on it mr. lion

pazparapaloma July 5 2006, 04:06:09 UTC

No way! That dress just made me seem more matronly and therefore probalby more disgusted. Your crush is pretty :)

astrobutt_sauce July 5 2006, 04:40:49 UTC

Thank you Kristin :)! Perhaps it was the dress, it was a good one but a bit matronly. Take care.

domdigget July 5 2006, 16:45:56 UTC

Getting bitten on the wiener sucks. It's happened to me twice.

"My shorts were off and I was...beating myself."
I hope you did that on purpose.

astrobutt_sauce July 5 2006, 17:48:42 UTC

Damn! I actually didn't do that on purpose. I have a tendency to say and write ambiguous inuendos. I hope your weiner has healed well.