Comments | astrochris: An entry in which the author exposes the true character of cows

astrochris

An entry in which the author exposes the true character of cows

Jan 04, 2005 02:47

The only airport in Aceh province was closed early on Tuesday after an aid plane hit a cow on the runway.More proof, as if any were needed, that cows are instruments of evil. An organised effort is being set up by cows worldwide, and their ultimate goal is to make a lasting impact on the course of human history. Never have cows played a large role ( Read more... )

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lucidream January 4 2005, 14:29:46 UTC

Oh, they've tried this shit before. What about Mrs. O'Leary's cow, huh? Chicago won't forget HER anytime soon.

astrochris January 4 2005, 20:23:44 UTC

Mrs. O'Leary's cow was an independently acting rogue.

And wasn't that whole kicked lantern thing a myth?

lucidream January 5 2005, 02:59:36 UTC

No way, I went to this history museum in Chicago where they had a huge exhibit on the fire and the cow.

antiscian January 5 2005, 01:11:48 UTC

Well, if it's not the O'Leary cow, then it's the infamous mad cow suicide-missions a few years ago. Those fanatics!

The cows are here. And they wait. And plot. Our milky doom.

astrochris January 5 2005, 04:02:44 UTC

Bovine extremism had much loftier goals than most people expected, but all they managed to do was put a slight dent in the global economy. I, for one, was very dissapointed, even though all but one state in my native country still remain under a no-export-meet-to-US embargo. Ooh.

If they wait long enough our doom will be rather sour.