An entry in which the author once more revives his journal

[astrochris]

I liken my journal to the throat of a mate-seeking bullfrog. If one is willing to interpret the expansion of said throat as the series of day or weeks in which I update, and the subsequent contraction as the days or weeks in which I do not

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[narie]

OBVIOUSLY the fortune was "not only will you suffer an evil bout of indigestion, you will ALSO embarrass yourself in front of others by swallowing this fortune. sucker."

[astrochris]

Hah, it wasn't embarassing, it was...exploratory. Did Yang Liwei feel embarassed when he became the first Chinese man in space? No way Liwei!

[narie]

Oh, say all you want, but you didn't so much become an astronaut as you failed to live up to expectations.

Therefore, embarrasing. Sorry. :)

[lucidream]

Haha, I was a witness. I was also a witness to you nearly blinding yourself with a broken chopstick and to you definitely NOT clearing the trash cans.

[astrochris]

I broke the chopstick to determine the specific toughness of my cheek, and I did clear those trash cans, since I don't consider my ass an official part of my body. My ass is a buffer state between my pelvis and the world.

[addienfaemne]

the fortune said, "you will suffer an evil bout of indigestion. also, you will visit your friend jessica soon. she misses you."

:-)

[astrochris]

Are you sure? Have you been rooting through the Penn sewers? Ew!