The only airport in Aceh province was closed early on Tuesday after an aid plane hit a cow on the runway.More proof, as if any were needed, that cows are instruments of evil. An organised effort is being set up by cows worldwide, and their ultimate goal is to make a lasting impact on the course of human history. Never have cows played a large role ( Read more... )

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Incredible joint project between myself and the ingenious antiscian, ("joint project" is my nasty misnomer for "I did 10% of the work"), which came out perfect.

/*YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND WANTING*/

This is purely for antiscian. I would not write an entry right now, unless she were compelling me to do it.

Am enibriated to the point of absurdity. Entries are ill advised.

Center City. Taxi. Airport. Taxi. Center City. Taxi. Airport. Taxi. Center City. Taxi. Airport. Done ( Read more... )

Holy crap! I found Telesma! It's the guy-who-I-sat-next-to's band! He's the one....covered in white powder. I should email him. What insanity.

Confiteor, quia peccavi nimis cogitatione, verbo et opere: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.Aha, what a decently glorious hour. If all goes as planned, I shall sit on a train to Philadelphia with my mother for 11 hours tonight, arrive there, spend the night, and place her on a plane to Rio. This will rid me of all my troubles! Her friends can ( Read more... )

I feel rather rotten rooting for someone so well supported by the West and all of its evils, but it makes me warm inside. Rarely has adhering to the lesser of two evils been such a satisfying endeavour. Nice guy, really. Makes one wonder what Lady T will get ( Read more... )

Interesting Fact I Have Learned #1: In Cuba, each incarnation of the flu virus that sweeps through the country is named after the villainess of whatever Brazilian soap-opera is currently being shown on TV ( Read more... )

"Sorry man, am I bothering you ( Read more... )