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[astydameia]

I am hoping that since my ten-page paper is due Tuesday, I'll kick into panic mode tomorrow and actually, you know, write it. I've somehow managed to convince myself that it's started, since we had to write a few "samples" before now to show him we were working on it. However, my samples are crap and even if they weren't, they add up to about 3

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[sal_sal]

I can't believe she cut the cord!!!

[nibs_123]

The Lifeguard Thing Is So Ironic

Bored tour guide: Will your son use the gym? Does Satan like team sports?
Parents of shy 17-year-old: Uh. . .our son's name is "Sie-tahn". No team sports, but he's been a life-guard.
Tour guide: Oh, Satan likes to swim?

--Outside Dodge Fitness Center, Columbia University

[an_bhean_dhearg]

last night I wrote my japanese essay about how I want my own Gadget Arm, or as I transliterated it, "gajito a-mu".

[citysunrise]

Right, except for the whole me NOT being legal at that point. Fuck that. You and your "job."

[astydameia]

Dude...mimosas!