Militant Vegans
Circle I Limbo

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Creationists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The New York Yankees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Scientologists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands

Homophobes
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Someone explain to me why it makes sense to announce enrollment appointments that begin in less than two weeks without posting the schedule of classes in which we're meant to be enrolling.

What the hell is wrong with OJ Simpson?

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulastydameia goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Jem.askjeeves gives you 6 brown vanilla-flavoured gummy worms.bongothebunny gives you 17 blue licorice-flavoured nuggets.citysunrise tricks you! You get a toothbrush.lilrottenpeach tricks you! You get a rotten egg.nibs_123 tricks you! You lose 4 pieces of candy! ( Read more... )

Taking a leaf out of Alex's book:

I'm going to England on Thursday for 22 days...if you want a postcard, leave your address and I will do my best!

How do they know which brides will be bridezillas beforehand so they know who to film? Is it a readily apparent part of one's personality? Do you have to apply to be on the show?

These are all questions that might be answered by actually watching the show and not just the commercials.

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My car and I made it home alive. Unfortunately, the stick of butter that I left in the fridge did not. It also "buttered" the other contents of the fridge, which were books and CDs. Oops! Learned my lesson that time ( Read more... )

I'm having anxieties about fitting all my stuff into my car on Sunday. I am also having anxiety about work this weekend. No apparent reason...just anxious. And I really hope my car makes it all the way home. Knock on wood, knock on wood! Ahh ( Read more... )

1. Grab the nearest book ( Read more... )