Greatest life achievement thus far: Finding the Jem theme song and making it my phone ringer ( Read more... )

My ten pager for Victorian Monstrosity is awful. However, it's not too much worse than the stuff I've been getting mostly ABs on, so maybe I'll manage an A-/B+ (probably B+) in the class ( Read more... )

Guy #1: Me and Dave tried to shoplift some porn last night ( Read more... )

I am hoping that since my ten-page paper is due Tuesday, I'll kick into panic mode tomorrow and actually, you know, write it. I've somehow managed to convince myself that it's started, since we had to write a few "samples" before now to show him we were working on it. However, my samples are crap and even if they weren't, they add up to about 3 ( Read more... )

A typo on an Imdb.com review of Launcelot du Lac ("John Boorman's Sexcalibur") made me realize what was missing in this world, namely, an Arthurian-themed adult film. It would be so hot because the knights are hot. And kind of dirty. As Hannah said, "There's a hole in the market we must fill!" I'm sure she intended the pun.

I just made myself a sort of calendar where I mapped out all the assignments and such I have due in the next few weeks. Suffice it to say, I won't have a lot of extra time to play Sorry!, unfortunately. I feel a little better about my life, however, having made the schedule. Isn't that just so me; a chart makes me feel better. What a goofus. It's ( Read more... )

JULIE!


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Like, OMG. It's me!


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I was wasting time, looking at Jump the Shark for "Hey Dude" and I decided to IMDB the actors from it. First of all, let me say that only Melody (Christine Taylor) and Ted (David Lascher) have done ANYTHING acting-related with their lives. Secondly, and more importantly, I think it's my sad duty to tell you that Joe Torres, who played the loveable ( Read more... )

I had a relatively awesome day. Work went well, classes went well (even though I may have embarrassed myself in Arthur; whatevs...), and then I went out with the RAs and had some Long Island Iced Teas and they were delicious. I became pleasantly buzzed, which made me happy and the people around me amused. Then we watched The Wedding Singer and I ( Read more... )