I was so bored tonight that I VOLUNTARILY went to Wal-Mart in search of discounted Christmas ornaments.

Everybody in Africa can read Swedish Norwegian.

What's the best thing to encounter during a five-mile, 1,000 foot drop in elevation on the interstate?

( A doe? A deer? A female deer? )

No Doubt is back and will be touring next year!

First Britney, and now No Doubt. Assuming they stop in Phoenix, the two acts will make up for the fact that everyone skipped Phoenix this year!

This was on the Daily Horoscope app installed on my Facebook profile:

Gemini Horoscope for November 19, 2008

Even if you feel as though you've temporarily hit a brick wall, you must remember that nature often has bigger and better plans for us when we ourselves perceive failure. Nothing is a lost opportunity and your eventual success depends on you ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!

Gov. Napolitano has been such a great governor, it'll be sad to see her go when Barack (I'm assuming) names her to the Cabinet. Then again, it's great that there will be an Arizona link to the Obama Administration.

See, we're not all snarling bigots here in Arizona.

Not because of Arizona voting McCain, but because Arizonans approved Prop 102. Here I was proud of our state, as in 2006, we were the first state in the union to shoot down a similar ban. First state in the fucking union!

I guess it's ok to take away the rights of some, but not the rights of a whole, which last night's results proved.

But on a ( Read more... )

Although I was hesitant to give my full support, I nearly teared up while watching an ethnic minority take the most powerful office in all the land for the very first time.

Is this what it feels like to be proud to be an American?

I'M ASHAMED JOHN MCCAIN IS FROM ARIZONA

The fuckery only gets better:

The Fed gave AIG a $37.8 billion loan on top of last month's $85 billion bailout.

I wonder to whom I'd send my American Express bill, because I sho' as hale don't feel like paying it.