i just watched the guy from man vs. wild pick up a fresh pile of elephant shit and squeeze what he called "water" from it....and yeah.......he drank it.

i threw up in my mouth a little.

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I rarely ever watch tv anymore which is probably a good thing but now I am watching The Office. hahahaha Dwight just said to the older lady who was wearing makeup "why are you wearing face paint" and told her she looked like a clown. How fucking mean. I forgot how funny this show was. That and the Daily Show...oh and Nip Tuck, I use to watch a lot ( Read more... )

hand on fire
captain chugging fest
sweating out alcohol from dancing
puking in front of strangers
ucf parking sucks

i lost my IBAR virginity last night
it was fun :)

thank you lauren, eli, and david!!!

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THIS IS A BIG THANK YOU TO THE DOUCHEBAG WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY TO HACK INTO MY LIVEJOURNAL/GMAIL/MYSPACE/UNF/BANKING ACCOUNT AND CHANGE ALL OF MY PASSWORDS ( Read more... )

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jesse did a horrible, horrible thing to me last night ( Read more... )

You're going to get yourself in a heap of trouble playing games with The Red Devil.
And yes, I am referring to you.

So don't fuck with me.

Sincerely,
Yours truly :)

Been a long time since I've written in this sucker. Myspace took over my life after I said I would never conform. Way to hold yourself down Michele ( Read more... )