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[asylumchick]

Back from visiting mother again....

How do I begin this?  After all, I'm the one who pays her rent, and you'd think she'd be grateful, but no, it's always "Are you married yet, child?  I'm sure some of those lunatics must be affluent, and you're really not that bad looking..."

It's possible that I have an electra complex, but I really think I am

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[worstpiesever]

Bein' married isn't really all that it's cracked up to be, dear.

[asylumchick]

I'll take your word for it. I've never really had much of a social life- just wrapped up in work.

[worstpiesever]

Oh yeah. I know someone like that.

[hungryasalways]

Whatta she mean? Those women? Wassat?

Aw, darlin', you don't need to be worryin' over what she's got to say, iff'in she's talkin' about you marrying to the lunatics. That ain't right, love.

[gateless_bird]

I'd offer some advice, but...I don't think I'm qualified, considering I've never even had the opportunity to meet someone.