(Untitled)

[asylumchick]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

The signs in local bathrooms reading "For a good time, visit the head doctor", are not referring to me.  Any more drunks come over here and I'm going to get out the big scissors.  This means YOU, Turpin.

Also, Fogg: if these scrawled slogans were referring to you, I do not want to know about it. 

Comments

[honorableturpin]

I knew you liked it... I'm going to have you one day.

[asylumchick]

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BLOODY PERVET.

Ahem...I mean, that's the sort of thing I'd expect a patient to say. I'm not scared at all.

[worstpiesever]

Wot's going on 'ere, then?

[asylumchick]

The man tried to press dishonorable intentions on me, that's what!

[haveasweetie]

I... WHAT THE HELL?!

I need a drink. Again.

[worstpiesever]

Oh come off it. Whoever wrote that obviously knows what they're talkin' about.

[haveasweetie]

IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS, I SWEAR TO GOD...

[worstpiesever]

Of course I didn't! We just had a shag. Or two. Or three. I wouldn't go 'round writin' things about you on walls.