I have a feeling that there's... someone here I'm supposed to find.

...It feels like...

... fire.

[ Please stay tuned for elaborate Minato/Mikoto backstory. ...Oh, how fandom's going to love us, giving our children more and more reasons to embrace their abundant homosexual urges. ]

Kakashi...

You are insufferable.

Kushina? What'd you do with that suntan lotion? I think I left one of our suitcases-

I don't think I have any more cash, either. There wasn't any in my sock drawer. I knew you gambled it all away-

...The anti-bacterial lotion, too - I think the cut's infected-

I forgive you for ordering that expensive mackerel, but I don't think Naruto's going to want ( Read more... )

Day 1. Casualties? 0. Recovered? 1. Status? Confused.

Yesterday, I came across my son. 16 years have passed in the time I've been dead. In those 16 years, he's grown into a young man. We don't have much in common. You're her son. Still - it's unbelievable.

She wouldn't like seeing me like this, torn and so unlike myself.

"Minato, you idiot," she'd say ( Read more... )