> ”He’s as good as dead anyway!” “Like hell he is.” Beckett mumbles, as he turns off his radio. Dear god, Rodney, has anyone ever told you how annoying your voice can be? He doesn’t need any distractions. Not when he’s elbows-deep in someone’s chest cavity to remove an extremely volatile tumour ( Read more... )

Who: Merlin and Carson
What: Merlin moving in.
Where: Dr. Beckett's apartments, King's College Cambridge.

[Wandering around his living room, Carson's talking into his mobile's hands-free kit]

You'd really like it here, John. Loads of young wee lassies for you to perv on. Maybe you can tear Rodney from Area 51, too.

[He pauses by the turtle tank and ( Read more... )