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“If I could impart to you one piece of knowledge, just one kernel of truth that I've gleamed over the entirety of my existence, it would be this: betrayal is the defining trait of humanity.” ~The Devil ( Read more... )

"An Unsolicited Email ( Read more... )

Stole this off someone a long time ago. I'm sure the copyright has expired so I'm not worried. Sue me ( Read more... )

Another year has passed, and I think it's time to indulge in excessive nostalgia in the form of a list of things I've learned this year. All of these allude to an event or a series of events; interpret it anyways you want. (And of course, this list is by no means exhaustive or uncensored ( Read more... )

Halfway through the first episode, I can't help but find it... excruciatingly boring and predictable ( Read more... )

when you watch Arrested Development and play guitar during reading week, when you're supposed to be studying for your chemistry midterm ( Read more... )

Since I'm trying to find something to do other than work, or pointless little Facebook quizzes, I've decided to type out the Procrastinator's Creed verbatim ( Read more... )

to try to do stuff they see on TV ( Read more... )

can suppress other Heroes' powers, and Peter can use other people's powers ( Read more... )