read this from alpheratz lj

[athena2]

Find out if your child is a goth quiz that's been going around lj. Apparently it's a real circular sent out by a church:

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic

Comments

[gametechchris]

Christians are funny :P

[summonphobians]

Don't forget, Goths also explode when touched with rainbow dildos.

And most Goths hide meat in their walls, to be more like Dracula in Castlevania.

[summonphobians]

The kind of kid who's too hopped up on Count Chocula cereal to sit the fuck down.

The truth is out there...

[princessblc]

All these years all the signs were there....not only am I goth...but everyone I know... NOOOOO!!!!!

NO shit...

[princessblc]

A warning sign to being goth is "Claims to be goth"

Well no shit.

Re: NO shit...

[athena2]

Hahaha. Yea. That's what I thought about that one too.