It's funny, I don't even remember how long I've had this thing. I'm also not entirely sure just why EXACTLY, I haven't deleted the holy fuck out of it. Maybe it's my morbid curiousity and simple fascination with reading what my fingers and brain just happen to come up with. Fuck, was that a run-on sentence? It's a good thing I'm not educated, or I' ( Read more... )

Hello again, true believers. Once again an amazing thing has occured, just as predicted by the prophets of yore, I have taken it upon myself to waste a few hours of my life by putting more text on my livejournal. Consider it a spewing of ideological instances. Word Puke, if you will. Or won't. I don't care. I'm so indifferent, I'm indifferent to ( Read more... )

I bet all two of you who continue to check up on this are probably wondering, "Why hasn't LJ deleted this journal, if it can even be called that, yet?" Well, there's probably a very good reason for that, I'm sure, but unfortunately you'll never find out ( Read more... )

Well, I'm well rested, and ready for another review. At least, that's what I was telling myself when I rented Wolfhound or whatever-the-fuck-it's-called. I don't feel like looking for the coverbox I haphazardly tossed in some direction when I got home from work. So, we're just going to assume it's called Wolfhound and hope I make fun of the right ( Read more... )

I'm a fairly lazy person. Well, about as lazy as a person who works almost 40 hours a week can be. When I'm not spending my free time furiously masturbating, or playing some random RPG when I could be masturbating... I try to force myself into watching something that I've discovered is eating away at my sanity, and whatever intelligence I may have ( Read more... )

What most all five of you don't realize, is when it pretains to finding a movie to review, I run a varying gauntlet of shit. Now wait, hold your surprise. When I say "gauntlet of shit," I don't mean a literal shit gauntlet, complete with Hell's own version of the American Gladiators slowing my race to the finish line. Oh, no. It's far worse than ( Read more... )

I like zombies. Going along that simple statement, I typically enjoy zombie related movies. George Romero is "Father of All Zombies". I personally loved the living dead trilogy, and every remake it went through. I've even seen the movie Zombie which touches more on the voodoo side of things, as opposed to chemical spills. Today's movie is much like ( Read more... )

Before we begin today's review, perhaps three of the five of you that read this may have noticed, that the nothing --- which is my website, has remained as such. There is a good explanation for this, of course. The large woman who was kind enough to give me free hosting, was also ignorant enough to not inform me of our friend internet censorship, ( Read more... )

First of all, I've finally got someone to host me. It's shocking, and perhaps the best day to all five of my readers.
S.C.O.F.F. awaits you. I guess. If you find yourself saying, "Gee, there's nothing fucking here." You're right. Don't worry about it, I'll figure out something.

Second of all...
We all know wiccans are evil. It's just common ( Read more... )

Yes, the subject line does not lie. I've seemingly run out of any decent softcore to make fun of. I don't look at this as a sad moment, rather a turning point to find something more challenging to mock for my own delight. So, dear readers (all five of you), stay tuned, because even I don't know what movie'll be next. With that said... moving along. ( Read more... )