[drama cd] Theater of Pain (Lie In Wait + Get Out)
[ continued from Contact + Café ]
Lie In Wait
Setting: Madarella's hotel suite. Yohji has reached the door and is about to sneak inside...
Yohji: So he uses all that dirty money and rents out a suite for the entire year. That's some filth there. *uses the card key* Hmm...let's see what kind of room you've got here. *opens the door and walks in*
Man: Don't move! *cocks his gun*
Yohji: *hisses into his mic* Hey, Omi! I've been ambushed! What the hell is going on!? Answer me, Omi!
Man: Shut up!
Madarella: Hahaha! I guess you didn't know. I haven't rented out just this suite. I rent all the rooms on this floor.
Yohji: Madarella!
Madarella: And it's no use trying to contact your friends. They're probably shot up like beehives by now.
Yohji: So you know everything we've been up to, huh?
Madarella: *sighs* Who do you think I am? I am Travis Madarella, ruler of Italy's dark underworld. Hehehe. *pours himself some wine* Well, I'll forgive your ignorance because you've been living in a little corner in the East. However, what I'm about to say to you will no make no difference wherever you live or whatever your race. Those who oppose Travis Madarella will gain two things: regret...and death. *takes a sip* Mmm...amongst all the fine wines of Italy, this Barolo has been ranked by the DOCG. It's too bad I can't let you have any...but even if I did, you Japanese couldn't appreciate the value of this taste. Hahahaha...
Yohji: Then why do you protect a Japanese guy who can't even appreciate the taste of wine?
Madarella: I could care less what happens to Taizen.
Yohji: What?
Madarella: Except...the Japanese man who entrusted him to me is my "family." To us, the most important thing in the world is the bond of family.
Yohji: Hey...Madarella-san..
Madarella: What?
Yohji: How do you say, "fuck you" in Italian?
Madarella: Hmm...I could tell you. But it'll be no use to you anymore, hm?
Yohji: Heh. Are you sure about that?
Madarella: What?
Someone crashes into the room from the window, shooting the place up. Madarella's men scramble.
Man: Protect the boss!!
Tiffone: Are you ok?
Yohji: You!?
Tiffone: If you disappear in the middle of a pick up, you won't win the heart of an Italian woman! Now come on!
They make their escape under a hail of bullets.
Get Out
Setting: Meanwhile over at Weiss's hotel room, Omi and Ken are also under fire...
Omi: *yelling over the din of bullets* Ken-kun!!
Ken: I'm still kickin'! Damn it! Is this what the law of the real "Godfather" is like??
Argus: HAHAHAH! What's the matter, you Japanese assassins!? Come at me! Let's go at it! *laughs maniacally*
Omi: We're gonna get out of here, Ken-kun!
Ken: Get out?? From where?
Omi: *opens the window*
Ken: What? Are you serious?
Omi: What are you doing!? Hurry, and grab Aya-kun's katana!
Ken: Wh...what, Omi! Don't you know what floor we're on??
Omi: Fourth floor! Now come on, hurry!
Ken: You say it so easily, but... wh---wait wait! Stop pushing me!! AAAAHHH!! *falls out the window*
Argus: You're not getting away!! *fires his automatic*
Ken: AAAAAAAAHH! *crashes on top of a garbage truck, sputtering* What, what??
Omi: *lands next to him* It's garbage...I saw a garbage truck parked right under the window! *the truck drives off as the guns continue to fire after them*
Ken: Ah...that was a close one. I guess you'd call that lucky...
Omi: It doesn't look like just any coincidence.
Ken: Eh?
Jack: *driving* Are you guys Weiss?
Ken: He speaks Japanese??
Omi: Yes, that's right!
Jack: Heh! You're just kids!
Ken: What??
Jack: Hang on! *takes a sharp turn*
Ken: Whoa!!
After some distance, Jack explains who he works for...
Ken: Fortsuna?
Jack: Fortuna! We're the same as you guys. Think of us as a secret organization that takes out Italy's scum.
Ken: So why are you guys...?
Jack: I don't know the specifics. The higher-ups told us to go baby-sit you guys.
Ken: Baby-sit?? Hey!!
Omi: Hey...
Jack: It's Jack.
Omi: Jack-san, could you take us to the Hotel Roma?
Ken: That's right! Yohji!
Jack: You mean the guy who snuck into the party? One of my colleagues should have taken care of that.
Omi: Thanks! So all that's left is Aya-kun. *takes out his laptop*
Ken: What are you doing?
Omi: Ah! Actually, I secretly placed a tracking device on Aya's clothes.
Ken: Why did you do that?
Omi: I thought if anyone would have the most trouble if they got lost, it'd be Aya-kun.
Ken: Yeah, so true. He's so silent he probably wouldn't stop to ask for directions.
Sounds of sirens can be heard passing by.
Jack: Looks like you don't have to bother to look for him. *follows in the direction of the sirens*
[ continues in SAMURAI + Fortuna ]
Lie In Wait
Setting: Madarella's hotel suite. Yohji has reached the door and is about to sneak inside...
Yohji: So he uses all that dirty money and rents out a suite for the entire year. That's some filth there. *uses the card key* Hmm...let's see what kind of room you've got here. *opens the door and walks in*
Man: Don't move! *cocks his gun*
Yohji: *hisses into his mic* Hey, Omi! I've been ambushed! What the hell is going on!? Answer me, Omi!
Man: Shut up!
Madarella: Hahaha! I guess you didn't know. I haven't rented out just this suite. I rent all the rooms on this floor.
Yohji: Madarella!
Madarella: And it's no use trying to contact your friends. They're probably shot up like beehives by now.
Yohji: So you know everything we've been up to, huh?
Madarella: *sighs* Who do you think I am? I am Travis Madarella, ruler of Italy's dark underworld. Hehehe. *pours himself some wine* Well, I'll forgive your ignorance because you've been living in a little corner in the East. However, what I'm about to say to you will no make no difference wherever you live or whatever your race. Those who oppose Travis Madarella will gain two things: regret...and death. *takes a sip* Mmm...amongst all the fine wines of Italy, this Barolo has been ranked by the DOCG. It's too bad I can't let you have any...but even if I did, you Japanese couldn't appreciate the value of this taste. Hahahaha...
Yohji: Then why do you protect a Japanese guy who can't even appreciate the taste of wine?
Madarella: I could care less what happens to Taizen.
Yohji: What?
Madarella: Except...the Japanese man who entrusted him to me is my "family." To us, the most important thing in the world is the bond of family.
Yohji: Hey...Madarella-san..
Madarella: What?
Yohji: How do you say, "fuck you" in Italian?
Madarella: Hmm...I could tell you. But it'll be no use to you anymore, hm?
Yohji: Heh. Are you sure about that?
Madarella: What?
Someone crashes into the room from the window, shooting the place up. Madarella's men scramble.
Man: Protect the boss!!
Tiffone: Are you ok?
Yohji: You!?
Tiffone: If you disappear in the middle of a pick up, you won't win the heart of an Italian woman! Now come on!
They make their escape under a hail of bullets.
Get Out
Setting: Meanwhile over at Weiss's hotel room, Omi and Ken are also under fire...
Omi: *yelling over the din of bullets* Ken-kun!!
Ken: I'm still kickin'! Damn it! Is this what the law of the real "Godfather" is like??
Argus: HAHAHAH! What's the matter, you Japanese assassins!? Come at me! Let's go at it! *laughs maniacally*
Omi: We're gonna get out of here, Ken-kun!
Ken: Get out?? From where?
Omi: *opens the window*
Ken: What? Are you serious?
Omi: What are you doing!? Hurry, and grab Aya-kun's katana!
Ken: Wh...what, Omi! Don't you know what floor we're on??
Omi: Fourth floor! Now come on, hurry!
Ken: You say it so easily, but... wh---wait wait! Stop pushing me!! AAAAHHH!! *falls out the window*
Argus: You're not getting away!! *fires his automatic*
Ken: AAAAAAAAHH! *crashes on top of a garbage truck, sputtering* What, what??
Omi: *lands next to him* It's garbage...I saw a garbage truck parked right under the window! *the truck drives off as the guns continue to fire after them*
Ken: Ah...that was a close one. I guess you'd call that lucky...
Omi: It doesn't look like just any coincidence.
Ken: Eh?
Jack: *driving* Are you guys Weiss?
Ken: He speaks Japanese??
Omi: Yes, that's right!
Jack: Heh! You're just kids!
Ken: What??
Jack: Hang on! *takes a sharp turn*
Ken: Whoa!!
After some distance, Jack explains who he works for...
Ken: Fortsuna?
Jack: Fortuna! We're the same as you guys. Think of us as a secret organization that takes out Italy's scum.
Ken: So why are you guys...?
Jack: I don't know the specifics. The higher-ups told us to go baby-sit you guys.
Ken: Baby-sit?? Hey!!
Omi: Hey...
Jack: It's Jack.
Omi: Jack-san, could you take us to the Hotel Roma?
Ken: That's right! Yohji!
Jack: You mean the guy who snuck into the party? One of my colleagues should have taken care of that.
Omi: Thanks! So all that's left is Aya-kun. *takes out his laptop*
Ken: What are you doing?
Omi: Ah! Actually, I secretly placed a tracking device on Aya's clothes.
Ken: Why did you do that?
Omi: I thought if anyone would have the most trouble if they got lost, it'd be Aya-kun.
Ken: Yeah, so true. He's so silent he probably wouldn't stop to ask for directions.
Sounds of sirens can be heard passing by.
Jack: Looks like you don't have to bother to look for him. *follows in the direction of the sirens*
[ continues in SAMURAI + Fortuna ]