Yep, that's right were coming back!  Friday night...be warned.....mu ha ha ha!
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Wow Gwar what can i say....Cuting a Bam Margera fetus out of Don Vito then feeding it to a giant T-Rex, That's just fucking genius!FYI, MATT, I thought Cradle of filth sucked.  I think their lowest point came when they plugged rock star energy drinks in the middle of their set!  But I did appreciate all the zen wisdom courtesy of Danny "douchebag" ( Read more... )

Some of you know my old roomate Jaimie Seidow, yeah the hot one.  Well She's knocked up! Oye vey has she learned nothing from the rest of us!

Join us for the annual zombie pub crawl on October 6th!!!  Costumes required.  You know you want to.  Liquor, beer, and.....BRAINS!!!!!!!! Muahahahhahhaha!!!!!

GOd damnit, all that staggering around in the rain and rolling around in cream corn has gotten me sick.  Seems like only yesterday I could breathe and swallow.  and I vaguely recall being able to speak without unbearable pain, but that might have been a dream.  at least I can curl up on my couch with my blanky and a bottle of codine cough syrup and ( Read more... )

Cream Corn pics are now up on my myspace page and the video should be up by sunday.  check them out www.myspace.com/vandallia

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had a fucking awesome weekend!  I'm still picking corn and river sand out of crevices I didn't even know I had.  Oh and did I mention I got a job giving ditsy rich girls cancer?  Not only is it amusing, But I also get my weekends free, something I haven't had for almost a year. 

Matt and I will be coming to Winoland tonight for Cream Corn and Justin's pool party.  See everyone soon!  Oh, and I got a new job!

Just to let everyone know matt and I are ok. It's impossible to use my cell to call anyone back in Winona and our internet is really patchy, but I have been able to get ahold of a few people.

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