Dear Caricatures,

This week's entry is on all the things I have found amusing recently. Firstly, the newyorkeronline website in general is absolutly fantastic, I have been narked in the extreme by the absence of it from any of the newsagents I go to -maybe you can only get it on subscription?- but as a consolation prize this website is exceptional. ( Read more... )

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Dear Yellow wallpaper women,

I have officially passed into the world of twilight madness. My days are filled with obsessing about Simon Amstell, Reading excessively and doing such mindless tasks as picking up prescriptions and taking out student insurance. My obsession with Simon Amstell has reached new peaks, last night I was up till 4 watching ( Read more... )

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Dear choirboys,

Well, I am doing a new type of entry, a work written one during breaks where massive documents print. I'm currently working at a doctor's surgery in Battersea where I scan, type, print, check documents and try not to reach the point of boredom where I start attempting to hack my head off with a stapler. So, in theory I am stealing my ( Read more... )

Dear Beachcombers,

I have been in Australia for a month now, which is a scary thought as it feels like it has whistled by. It is also a sad thought as it it means I will be leaving soon. I'm not quite sure whether I should save all the crazy things I've done out here till we get home or share them now, I suspect on results day (The Day of Reckoning ( Read more... )

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Dear blue underpants,

Foremost, I would like to state for the record that my Dad is a wanker. I'm glad I got that out the way. The bloody nurg gets in a foul mood then takes it out on me when ever I say anything, however innocuous, to him, then storms into the DBL when I was practising my piece, which I have to practise because I'm recording it on ( Read more... )

Dear yogurt obsessives,

The title for today's inane ramble is actually one of my favourite lines from Scrubs. All hail Scrubs *salutes*. I swear, that TV show got me through ASs, when I was workign I used to do two hours work and then watch an episode of Scrubs. Genius. The trouble is, I can't find a suitable series for A2s. All the TV programs I ( Read more... )

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