ok so two of my favourite people hav split up. and how do i respond? well hell if i know. i refuse to let it turn me into a side taker. i hope they both understand that nothing has changed in that regard. i will remain friends as long as they allow it.to both. awkward maybe but the right thing and i cant just stop being a friend. here is to both of ( Read more... )

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!

Do you remember? -1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Lenno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

1..In 1972 at the Munich ( Read more... )

God created man and Samuel Colt made them equal. What is the only thing that makes an elderly woman a force to be reckoned with in her own home? What can keep her alive when some little asshat home invader barrells in to rob her of everything she owns and kill her out of hand? Duh ( Read more... )

I am currently in the early stages of a hair regrowth. I cut it a couple of years ago to be made into a wig, or maybe it was a rug, anyway I have now reached the bozo the clown imitating a burning brush pile stage, which is kinda cool cuz the whole effect is really quite extraordinary what with its ability to aggravate and upset peole at random. ( Read more... )

That map is what you get when you are born a B.R.A.T. and decide you need more of the same shit and join yourself. Plus I'm a travel junky.

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Yay for pink eye and hurricanes. What a fuckin' load of skunk piss ( Read more... )

Well what can I say? It was Slayer and Judas Priest and I had pit tickets. Superjoint and Dimmu Borgir were pretty bad ass too. More later maybe im still a little high.

I have no time to write now but the 4th was pretty damn cool. I lit off the mother of all firecracker rolls, 16000 firecrackers lit off at one time is a sight to behold.

I knew there was a reason I swore off relationships. Long story short.

Meet someone @ 3 years ago. She is too beautiful so my little head ( Read more... )