Infinity, my favorite cover band, is apparently playing an "80s Prom Night" set at the Willowbrook on Friday, May 1st. Tickets are ten bucks in advance and fifteen at the door ( Read more... )

I bought a t-shirt online recently. It arrived in the mail yesterday. It reads:

Make Gardens, Not War

That about sums it up.

This post is for my Foodie friends who think that Alton Brown is a god and Rachael Ray should be sent to hell.

John Kovalic for the win!

Scroll down past the faery sketch. I swear I'm sniffling from tearing up instead of from the sinus infection.

Whatever this game is, I want a copy.

...One man does good by his employees.

No layoffs or handouts for this bank.

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Even if it wasn't really written by student errors, I've read enough badly-worded communications by People Who Should Know Better (aka Management-types) to believe that some of these could actually have occurred:

Direct Link to the History of the World

A good laugh for a dismal Monday, hope you enjoy. :)

My hovercraft is full of eels.

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Whose eyes are these:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/124186/Top-Gears-Stig-unmasked.html

IF the asterisks are accurate, they give us a clue in the article: “Yes **** ******** IS the Stig but don’t tell anyone I’ve told you.”Mark Blundell ( Read more... )

Blago's been voted to be impeached.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!