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My parents finally broke down and got a Comcast Internet connection, largely because the dial-up provider we had is going out of business. It was installed today, and the guy who came out (who apparently looked just like Josh) told my folks that I'd need a wireless router to get access if we didn't want to drill through walls or trip over cables ( Read more... )

How do I know for sure that summer has arrived? Why, because I just got conned into being in SMCT's Summer Fairy Tales again ( Read more... )

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... but I've been waiting for something momentous before I updated ( Read more... )

Seriously, what's the day after Thanksgiving for? It's a Friday wedged between a self-indulgent Thursday and a weekend dedicated to feeling sorry for yourself. What better could you have to do with your Friday than to spend it drunk and happy? So how about you bring your families' most precious left-overs and some booze to my house and we'll ( Read more... )

So far, the feedback concerning my change of appearance has fallen into two categories ( Read more... )

The play is over. In my humble opinion, it was a pretty solid success. Audiences seemed to like it, and for the most part I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. Thank you to everyone who made it up here and paid to see me in my underpants. Those of you who didn't make it, don't worry. Private showings can still be arranged. Call me ( Read more... )

As those of you in my fan club are no doubt aware, Sunday is my birthday. I will be exactly a quarter-century old. I'd like to do something to celebrate, as last year my birthday extravaganza involved getting stood up for a date, eating a burrito, and watching Hellboy. Of course, this is partially complicated by two factors: Josh and Katie's ( Read more... )

That's right, this Friday is the official opening of THE UNDERPANTS! All implications are intended. Friday is the Gala, however, and I don't expect you all to shell out the big bucks, so I won't be offended if I don't see you there until Saturday. After that, all bets are off. Come on, what other opportunity will you ever have to see me ( Read more... )