Conspiracy Prophecy: Obama Is Responsible for the Oil Spill

[atomistictheist]

Ok, I have a conspiracy theory prophecy; not a prophesy of some conspiracy, but a prophesy that the following conspiracy theory will soon emerge

Comments

[st_ranger]

This has *already* emerged. I'm plugged into the conspiracy-sphere. I've also read that Halliburton caused it, AL Gore caused it, North Korea caused it (by torpedo), and etc.

[atomistictheist]

Damn. I had this in mind a few days ago. I should have put on record sooner.

[atomistictheist]

Dude, how the fuck could Al Gore cause it???

[st_ranger]

From his secret undersea headquarters, of course!

[risingtofall]

Obama's been blamed for everything including natural disassters. Flooding, earth quakes, etc. There is no doubt in my mind that people will believe he knowingly caused that oil spill for that reason. People will believe anything. Especially if it justifies their ignorance/hatred/racisim.

[xenophrenic]

I guess the gulf spill wasn't enough, however, so they've got number two set to blow up in Alaska...

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/24/us/24rig.html

I think the only way for America to get off its oil addiction is for catastrophes that ruin every single beach in the land. A reaaly good spot would be Hawaii.

[atomistictheist]

Anything Obama does to try to reign this in is considered "tyrannical big government." I think it would take each individual having an oil leak in the middle of their own living room.