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Ahaha, french is such a joke. Remind me again why I was concerned about this oral exam thing? Now I have wasted precious moments thinking about french when I could have been thinking about what kind of lies I can tell my econ professor to let me make up the quiz I missed two weeks ago. Lies, lies, lies.... It's all lies. I'm actually a russian ( Read more... )

Bored tonight. Plagued by an insurmountable desire to be productive while simultaneously doing nothing. I can't stand when I have to leave for the weekend and all I am left with is a Sunday night that's not worth spending on much of anything. If only I wasn't so damned antisocial. I can't help that people give me claustrophobia though ( Read more... )

Well, at least it wasn't actual sex this time. They're gravitating towards the right direction....

I think I'm already in hell. And here I thought it was going to be all fire and brimstone.

I fear baby corn. Yikes.

I have already broken my vow to stay away from the internet for the day.... oops. Ah well, at least it's not a hell-
worthy sin. I have enough of those racked up already.

Why do you build me up?

Hey there, does anyone happen to have a device which can fast foward time? Kait and I want to just skip over this whole "work" thing and come out Thursday afternoon after the paper has been turned in. Come on now, it shouldn't be too tough, all you need is a couple of toothpicks, some duct tape, a bottle of crazy glue, yellow construction paper ( Read more... )

Good morning everyone. I feel so motivated today. Which is a good thing, considering how decidedly unmotivated I was yesterday. Fear is a wonderful motivator as it turns out. Today I fear bad grades, flights of stairs more than three stories high, the possibility of my roommate getting back together with her boyfriend, and the entire house of ( Read more... )

Well, it has been decided that given the circumstances, I will be unable to write my own research paper for 112. I am therefore offering cash to anyone willing to do the work for me. It won't be too difficult, it's just about progressive reforms to the education system in the 1920's as a result of a new form of development theory. Ready? Gogogo ( Read more... )

I am traumatized for life. Hey, I like sex as much as the next person. But not when it is happening between two people whom I do not like in my room. While I am in there. Good god. Folks, I respect your need to have the sex every now and then, I am willing to exit the room when you would like to get it on. Come on now. (full body shiver) It ( Read more... )

So, I made a tiny little mistake and left an away message on aim that may have hinted at my intense dislike for my roommate, Sarah. She uses my computer on occasion (without my consent, no less!). Should I be worried about the way my name is written on the wall in blood? Egads, her boyfriend is here too!! I think I fear for my life.