Caring for you Benign Tumor

[atronomy101]

It is important for your benign tumor to have an identity, so give it a name like Sgt. Cornelia or Waffles. Benign tumors tend to get withdrawn, so introduce yours to another, different benign tumor, who has similar interests, like The Eagles or weenie roasts. If your benign tumor begins urinating on the floor or furniture, do not be too quick to

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[oneangrypossum]

You'd give birth to the world first passive agressive tumor.

[pyroangel1986]

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[ladykate1980]

I think you should start a fan club for your tumor.

[vixnator]

Hppy bday, late, late, late

[atronomy101]

Thanks, stranger

[vixnator]

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