My son, Taylor cracked me up today. I had some fresh jalapenos from the garden and on the way home I dared him to bite into one so he did, and immediately commenced wide-eyed panting and gasping. His step-sister starts yelling "quick! Stick your tongue out the window!" We all cracked up laughing, even Taylor...as he had his head and tongue out the ( Read more... )

 I have pictures of my dead son on my FaceBook profile. I have a whole album of pictures of us holding him after he was stillborn ( Read more... )

 So, I'm married now. Joined my husband's church, got baptized, quit smoking, became all respectable and stuff. (Quite cussing too!....mostly) My mother died last year, my husband and I's first child together was stillborn 3 weeks before his due date, my grandmother died 3 weeks later, I got pregnant again 5 months later and had a miscarriage at 6 ( Read more... )

www.talkingonline.com

Great for prank phone calls and freaking your friends out or typing in funny stuff and sending children into fits of giggles!

https://mail.google.com/mail/#inbox

Its a backdoor or something. It works.

Seriously. I may suffocate over here. How much atrocious gas can one tiny 8lb dog make?? I think I'm going to tape a fan to his butt. Think that will help??

Does anything in the world smell worse than a dog fart? They are sneaky too. No sound, no warning, just WHAM! the smell 'bout knocks you out. Sheesh ( Read more... )

Taylor: Hey mom! Come see my turds!
Me: No!
Taylor: They look like popcorn chicken!
...later....
Taylor: Hey mommie wanna see what my poop looks like this time?
Me: No!
Taylor: This long one looks like a king cobra!

Do boys ever grow out of this fascination with their poo?
I'm afraid they don't.....

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About 6 weeks ago when I was doing my Christmas shopping for my son, I bought him a used ps2 from gamestop along with a whole bunch of used games and a dancepad. (Hey, it was what I could afford!) Taylor was sooooo excited this morning! However, when we set up the ps2 it didn't work. We tried everything. I went into the other room and cried. But I ( Read more... )